10 World Sex Records — can you beat them?

Aim high, dream big! Those words take on a new meaning when you check out these world sex records.

Longest ejaculation: Congratulations to Horst Shultz, who achieved 18’9″ in distant shot of ejaculation of semen. He also holds the records for greatest height (12’4″) and the greatest speed of ejaculation with 42.7mph.

Most orgasms: In what could be one of the most interesting fields of scientific research, Doctors William Hartman and Marilyn Fithian of The Center for Martial Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, have been faithfully recording orgasmic response in their laboratory for the last 22 years. The most orgasms they recorded in an hour for a woman is a staggering 134, while the best men could do was 16.

Longest orgasm: One participant in a 1966 Masters and Johnson study experienced a 43-second long orgasm consisting of at least 25 successive contractions.

Most semen swallowed: Got milk? Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

Most sex partners: In Eroticon 2004, Lisa Sparxxx, a noted American pornstar, had sex with 919 men in one day.

Longest fapping session: Love yourself, right? Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco (why don’t we get invited to these things?) and blew everyone away (no pun intended) by going at it for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

Largest Penis: Jonah Falcon – or should we start calling him Jonah Whale? – has a penis that measures 13.5 inches long.

Largest Vagina: Anna Swan (1846-1888) measured 19 inches in circumference.

Biggest Orgy: Wowzilla! Japan set the record for biggest orgy had an astounding 250 couples going at it (but in a very systematic, orderly and polite way, of course).

Largest Porn Collection: Daniel Gluck, owner of Museum of Sex, bought the por collection of Ralph Whittington. This included over 500 huge boxes of pictures, movies, magazines, and the kind of sexual knick-knacks.